I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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