Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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