super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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