he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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