I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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