The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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