I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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