If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
