I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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