i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize
