I just made out with a guy for $7.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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