As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
A bitchslap is in order.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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