Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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