i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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