Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
How's work?
Spinning.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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