I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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