Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
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