I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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