Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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