So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
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