You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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