gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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