yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Randomize
