Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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