Small penises have feelings too.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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