is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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