don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
You're breaking my sexual little heart
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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