i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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