Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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