I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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