I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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