So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
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