i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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