I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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