No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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