I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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