he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I don't think brook has ever known best
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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