Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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