You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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