me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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