So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
