Midget sex pt 2 tonight
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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