marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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