Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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