Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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