i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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