Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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