Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
vagina is talking i cant
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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