like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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