she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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