i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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