Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Randomize
