she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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